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Name: Dennis
Location: West Orange, New Jersey, United States
Birthday: 10/7/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: hanging out, computer, music music music...it never ends
Bands: 1349, Akercocke, Alice in Chains American Head Charge, Amon Amarth, Annihilator, Arch Enemy, Argar, As I Lay Dying, At The Gates, Bathory, Behemoth, Biohazard, Black Label Society, Black Sabath, Blood Has Been Shed, Blind Guardian, Bloodbath, Bolt Thrower, Brujeria, Burzum, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Celtic Frost, Cephalic Carnage, Children of Bodom, Chimaira, Corrosion of Conformity, Cradle of Filth, Crowbar, Cryptopsy, Danzig, Dark Angel, Darkest Hour, Dawn, Death, Decapitated, Deicide, Demon Hunter, Destruction, Devildriver, Dimmu Borgir, Dismember, Dissection, Down, Dying Fetus, Emperor, Exhumed, Evergrey, Exodus, Fear Factory, Fight, Finntroll, Fuck Im Dead, Goatwhore, God Forbid, Gorgoroth, Grade 8, Grave, Graveland, Graveworm, GWAR, Hate Eternal, Hatebreed, Helloween, Hewhocorrupts, Hypocrisy, Iced Earth, Immolation, In Flames, Judas Iscariot, Judas Priest, Kalmah, Kataklysm, Killswitch
Expertise: computers, \m/etal
Occupation: Other
Industry: Other
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AIM:  kingpin913
Yahoo:  painhead87
Member Since:
1/6/2004
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| Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."
Father:
"Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so
let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so
we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you
The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we
can call The Future. Do you understand son?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."
That
night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was
wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the
boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He
went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his
father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded
by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went
back to sleep.
The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is."
Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
Son:
"Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government
is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future
is full of Shit." | | |
| Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins. | | |
| A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's
lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie
appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual
three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation,
constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce
global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it
be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed,
"Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of
years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make
another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well,
I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's
considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is
good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the
time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that fucking map!" | | |
| I cant stand people who talk like this "I Dont Trust Anyboy Wut U No About Dat I Know Dat" with a passion...and thats actually some kids myspace name......why do morons exist? i wish if your IQ or something was bellow a legal point it would be ok to go around killing stupid fucks that dont want to use their brain...
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